me: am I really?
friend: uh…are you seriously asking me?
me: yeah. I never thought of myself as a metrosexual
friend: (rolls eyes) yes. the answer is yes.
me: well, I’m not as bad as some other Indian males; they get their eyebrows done.
friend: yea, you’re not as metro as that.
insideme: Hmm…I’m strangely offended by this.
For more fun with metrosexuality, or if you are looking to burn a few brain cells, take a look at definitions of the term here, here and here.
