blog: Where have you been?

me: Ummm…not sure; it was this really gray place with perpetual guilt and frustration.

otherme: Oh please! You’re just scared that your profs will wonder where their papers are if you keep the blog up.

blog: But I need attention too.

otherme: Quiet you! You’re nothing more than another avenue that draws the world-conquering perfectionism away from its needed spaces.

me: are either of you real?

otherme: are you? now mush

me; why are you so hostile?

blog: yea; you’re what’s preventing new pictures and links to be posted

otherme: That’s it! Shut this computer off and go grade papers, and for pete’s sake, quit trying to think of an clever close to this schizophrenic conversation you have going…what a weirdo…